Friday Funnies – Floriduh Friday!

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• Floriduh

Floriduh-embarrassment

  • Florida man accused of giving beer to an alligator
  • Florida man charged with impersonating officer for McDonald’s discount
  • Florida man pleads guilty to killing sawfish by removing extended nose with power saw
  • Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island arrested for alleged Kmart theft
  • Florida man arrested for burglarizing cars in jail parking lot moments after being released
  • Florida man brings drugs to a drug bust, gets himself busted
  • A Florida man called the sheriff’s office to report stolen marijuana. The deputy’s response: ‘Stop calling’
  • Florida man parks Smart car in kitchen so hurricane won’t blow it away

Floriduh Man Friday >>HERE<<

Floriduh-fake Christmas tree

Floriduh reindeer

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• Service Advisor:
(Would this be you, Ricky?)
😂

Car making noise

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• Blonde Joke du Jour

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A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air for her head at a real “bargain”, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold the kid for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a another blonde?!?!”

… Speaking of blondes

3 Bears-Blonde

… which segues to
• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Anniversary in dog years

… Next up
Mexican Word of the Day

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… Meanwhile, In Scotland 

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… which brings us to 
• Know the Difference

Know the difference-float

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Deep Thought-Vacuum Cleaner

Smartphone-and-TV-spying-on-you

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Custard's Last Stand

Custer's last view

which segues to  …
• These are for you, Mr. Undertaker:

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cyasoon-hearse

Freezer capacity

et tu, “Dr.Mc”?

clean-up

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• Separated at Birth

Separated at birth-Mad Max

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Assault-battery's not included

• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-Tractor Shade

WWLLTM-OSHA

• The Friday Funnies Food & Nutrition Corner

Crown Roast of Frankfurters

ketchup-list

On that note, we’ll close this Friday with:

McDonald's CIEIO

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