Friday Funnies – Coffee Chocolate Bacon Brownies Edition

Hat tip: Susan Loves Books

Coffee chocolate or bacon

Calling Steven Hayward!
These are Coffee Chocolate Bacon Brownies:

coffee-bacon-brownies

 

Recipe >>HERE<< (Metric Measurements)

Chocolate-Bacon-ER

Speaking of the Emergency Room

when-it-looks-like-someones-got-one-heck-of-a-story-to-tell

… Emergency Room Escapee!
• The Man Gotsta Have His Mickey D’s!

Gotta have his Mickey D's!

on a related Medical note

medical-history

… One more Bacon & Coffee item:

Drink Coffee-Eat Bacon

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after all that bacon
• The Burning Question of the Hour:

Argument between 2 vegans

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• Floriduh

Floriduh-embarrassment

Floriduh Man Friday – Falling Iguana Edition

Floriduh-Iguana

Just when you think Floriduh can’t get more weird – it does!
Get this week’s Floriduh news >>RIGHT HERE<<

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• Wedded Bliss

#1 Cause

Wedded Bliss-She's a keeper

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Wedded Bliss-Babylon Bee Fact Check

Your wife recently made the incredible claim that she was “fine” and that “nothing is wrong” when you asked her if everything is OK. Experts quickly cast doubt on this claim, and we’re here to set the record straight with another perfect, beautiful Babylon Bee Fact Check.

Fact Check: Is your wife actually fine?
FALSE

Our research indicated that you did something to upset her, but honestly, dude, we have no idea what that might be. You probably said something dumb. There’s also a pretty good chance you did something dumb. Another competing theory is that you did something dumb and then said something dumb about the dumb thing you previously did. This last one is most likely.

Official Babylon Bee fact-checkers say that you should apologize immediately for whatever it is you did. A foot rub or chocolates are appropriate acts of penance.

You should also get better at communicating with her. She’s your wife, bro.

She also claimed that she was OK with “whatever you want” for dinner, and we rate this claim Four Pinocchios.

The above segues easily into
• WWLLTM

WWLLTM-flying broom

WWLLTM-chassis

• Blonde Joke du Jour

Blonde-bald-joke

Blonde-CO2 alarm

• Lawyer Joke du Jour

Shark-Attorney

Lawyer-bought him some time

• Mexican Word of the Day

MWOD-Wooden Chair

• WWIB?

WWIB-kim-kardashian-penguin-3

• Separated at Birth

Separated at Birth-Bolton_Lorax

• Know the Difference

Know the difference-Macaron

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More News You Can Use

News You Can Use

Big Apple-Minneapolis

Brain App

corona-heineken

duck season

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And now, in closing for this Friday:

Titanic-tip of the iceberg
“Lousy food … crummy service … dinky cabins … and that’s only the tip of the iceberg!”

4 Comments

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  1. Hahaha😂😂 these are hysterical and thank you for the shoutout!!☕☕🍫🍫

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Very funny, sir! As an “addict” of both chocolate and coffee I heartily endorse their consumption. Mocha Forever!

    Liked by 2 people

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