Super Tuesday Takeaways
The DNC Club, in a panic to rob Fidel Sanders of the ‘RAT’s nomination, has coalesced behind Quid Pro Joe. Fauxchahontas is toast. She came in third behind Quid Pro Joe and Fidel Sanders in her (ahem) native Oklahoma and Taxachusetts. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Meanwhile, Quid Pro Joe, displaying further signs of dementia, introduces his wife Jill as his sister Valerie. You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up. Fact:
As usual, The Babylon Bee is right there with a meme that is fiction, but when we are dealing with Quid Pro Joe, could just as easily be fact, especially in light of Quid Pro Joe confusing his wife and sister!
We know that St. Trollus of Covfefe will have a fine time with all of the antics of the Clown Car DemocRATS!
And now, in closing: