The Lighter Side of Covid-19

Hat tips: “EssEss”, “Penny AB” and “Unkle Jerry”

China-Corona Petri dish

China-spreading corona

Covid 19 Social Life

Covid Quips:

• Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

• I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.

• I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

• Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter —– The Living Room or The Bedroom

• PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

• Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

• I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.

• So, after this quarantine…..will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

• Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

• My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

• Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

• I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

• I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.

• Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

• Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”…. I’m offended.

Health Thrillers

• Serving Communion During the Coronavirus outbreak:

Communion during cornoanvirus

• The Mask Problem, Solved:

Paper aisle

• The Importance of Sanitizing:

BOOM!
Sparky-support dog

WHO-corona-virus

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And now, in closing:

Trump - won't say it's the Chinese virus

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  1. James Tefft 09/04/2020 — 08:16

    I havent found the fridaay funnies. is there a web site?? Jim

    Like

  2. Terrific, I stole one of the memes (as usual), don’t tell anyone!

    Liked by 1 person

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